Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions
Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions
To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,
This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.
Now that’s what I call
Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.
is that…is that Bagelsugar Crumpetmuffin?
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco.. Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
Reblog every single time
If you want to help us, please don’t come to the World Cup, or the Olympics.
Please don’t come to Brazil.
I will not go to Brazil
(Source: hachibe)
Just in case you forgot to get amped for The Lego Movie, now is your reminder to start getting amped about The Lego Movie.
It’s written and directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, who you SHOULD remember from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs and Clone High, two of the funniest and smartest animated properties of the past dozen years. If you don’t remember those things, then you fail at having a sense of humor and being on the internet, so go fix those problems with yourself and get back to the rest of us later.
“Why should we care about women’s representation in video games?”
“Nobody is going to want a female protagonist!”
“Their target audience isn’t big enough to warrant any games!”
“Women aren’t as capable as men, they don’t belong in video games!”
“If more women started playing video games, maybe then they’d have a say in the matter!”
Antarctica is such bullshit there aren’t even any ants
You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.
I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.
Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.
I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
(Source: chibigordonramsay)
twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:
So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
Beautiful mistake.I LOVE THIS OMG
Can we stop the accident stories and just start saying “hey look what I did”
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly
BEST.
SWEET ROLLERS.
LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
It’s like a zombie-survival guide. Except instead of zombies, it’s girls
THIS GUY SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT
most accurate thing ever
(Source: rebellious-everdeen)